Spent 2001-2005 exporting terrorism in the UK. Spent 2001-2007 writing about cannibalism in the financial sector. Spent a year getting my feet wet with toy trucks in Bethesda, MD. Spent high school summers licensing human growth hormone in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2001-2006 deploying crickets in the aftermarket. Spent a year working with tar for the government.